Before we left for India, I told my roommates that during monsoon season the flat sometimes has large palmetto bugs (large flying cockroaches). I assured them that we wouldn’t have any this time of year.
This gave my roommates an idea to prank me at 4:00AM this morning. They put rubber cockroaches on the floor of my bathroom.
A normal person would scream or jump. Nope, not me. I say, “Come look at this cool bug on the floor. Oh, there’s another one. It’s strange, it has the wings of a coakroach but it has stubby antennae and it’s legs are too short. Maybe it’s some sort of beetle” I proceed to take pictures of it and try to make it move with my finger and realize it’s rubber.